Dwarf Fortress forensic specialists blame mysterious case of spontaneous human combustion on a historical artifact that suddenly remembered it's four times hotter than the surface of the sun It's always right when you get back home from a road trip that you realize you've been carrying a thermonuclear hazard. #Dwarf_Fortress #Fortress_forensic #thermonuclear_hazard #forensic_specialists #specialists_blame #blame_mysterious #mysterious_case #spontaneous_human #human_combustion #historical_artifact
